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Plane rides
Rating: PG
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
There was a plane carrying 4 people - Bill Clinton, George Bush,
Saddam Houssein, and Al Gore.
They were flying over the United States when all of a sudden Bill
Clinton drops three apples out the plane, the other three look at him
in amazement and ask him why he did that. He says, "I love the people
of this country!" The others accept this and the go on in silence.
Next George Bush turns and drops three bananas out of the plane.
The others look at him and he also says, "Ilove the people of this
country!" Everyone accepts it and goes on with what they are doing.
Then Al Gore drops 3 oranges out of the plane. Again he says,
"I love the people of this country!" Everyone accepts it and goes
ahead with whatever theyre doing.
Then Saddam Houssein throws a bomb out the plane! The other 3 say,
"What did u do that for?" he said, "I hate the people of this country!"
Well the plane finally lands and they are driving along in their limo
and they see 3 people holding their heads and crying. Being the caring people
that they are (well 3 of them anyway) they stop and ask what happened.
They say, "We were just walking along and all of a sudden these apples
dropped down and hit us in the head!" Bill Clinton is amazed and they all
get back in to the limo.
They see 3 more people crying and holding their heads so they stop and
asked what happened. They say, "We were just standing here and bananas hit
us in the head!" George Bush is amazed and they get back in the limo.
A little ahead they see 3 more people crying so they stop and these people
got hit in the head w/oranges! So the 3 are very disappointed and they get
back in the limo.
All of a sudden they see this guy sitting net to a pile of wood and bricks,
laughing hysterically! They ask him what happened and he says, "I farted and
my house blew up!!"
Pass this on to anyone u think needs a good joke!!
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