College Admissions Essay: Typical Question 1

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Essay Question: Why do you want to go to College X? I don't want to get into College X. I'm only applying because I can't get a over-minimum wage job unless I have a stinking degree from a college. You want the money that this and other suckers' application fee costs. And I want to make money in the future. Its all about greed. That's why our society is going downhill; don't ask dumb questions. I'll be pretty damn surprised any of the admissions officers actually reads this. What I don't get is why you guys have to look at our mailing zip codes to tell if we will apply for financial aid. If you don't want poor people in, you might as well be upfront. It would save you a lot of trouble: you wouldn't have to do all sorts of sneaky things to find out. Why do you make us write these essays? Many of us will spend sleepless nights trying to figure out how to fill out these forms. And to what end? An essay won't sway anyone's opinion, but do you care? I doubt it. There are too many essays to care about anybody behind them. You could save a lot of your sucker money if you printed less paper. You're college stinks. I paid my $50 and am tired of giving crappy institutions my money. I'm sure it costs that much to have a "folder" set up. Maybe I'm in high school, but that doesn't make me a moron. Or maybe I am because I did end up writing this essay even though I hate you.

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