K-mart Was Selling Brains One Day . . .

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K-mart was selling brains one day . In one jar they had the brain of a brunette . In another jar they had the brains of a red head . In another jar , they had the brains of a dirty blonde and the last jar had the brains of a blonde . A man came into the store and Saw the price tags . . . Brunette : $100 Red Head : $200 Dirty Blonde : $500 Blonde : $1,500 The man asked " Why does the blondes brains cost so muchwhen there is less there than in all the other jars put together ? " The store employee replied , " Do you know how many blondes they had to kill justto get that many brains ? "

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