A REDNECK valentine!
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Grass be green
my dog's name is Blue
and I'm so lucky
to have a sweet thang like you
Like a good roll of duct tape
yo're there fer yore man,
to patch up life's troubles
and clean the crap can
Still them fellers at work,
they all want to know,
what I did to deserve
such a purdy, young doe
Cut from the best cloth
like a plaid flannel shirt,
you spark up my life
more than a fresh load of dirt
Yo're as cute as a junebug
a-buzzin' overhead.
You ain't mean like those ants
I found in my bed
Yore complexion, it's perfection,
like the best vinyl sidin'
despite all the years,
yore age, it keeps hidin'
Me "n" you's like a moon pie
with a RC cold drank,
we go together
like a skunk goes with stank
Some men, they buy chocolate
for a Valentine's Day,
they git it at Wal-Mart,
it's romantic that way
Some men git roses
on that special day
from the cooler at Krogers,
that's impressive, I say
But for this man, honey,
these won't do.
Cause yo're too special,
you sweet thang you!
I got you a gift,
without taste nor odor,
more useful than diamonds....
IT'S A NEW TROLL'N MOTOR!!!
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