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CHAIN LETTER
Rating: PG-13
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
MANY PEOPLE HAVE RECIEVED AN EMAIL CHAIN LETTER AT ONE TIME OR ANOTHER. I'D JUST LIKE TO TELL YOU WHAT I THINK ABOUT THEM.
THE BASIC CHAIN LETTER STARTS LIKE THIS:SEND THIS TO 5096 PEOPLE IN 8 SECONDS OR YOU WILL GET HIT BY A BUS THE NEXT TIME YOU LEAVE YOUR HOUSE. BY SENDING THIS LETTER TO 5096 PEOPLE, YOU WILL HELP A LITTLE BOY IN BAKLASTAKLAVONIA WHO HAS NO ARMS, LEGS, EYES, OR EARS. IF YOU SEND THIS TO 5096 PEOPLE HE WILL RECIEVE 1 AMERICAN NICKEL. ISN'T THAT F*UCKIN TERRIFIC!
IF YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT DELETING THIS THE CHAIN LETTER GREMLINS WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY, AND THEN EAT YOUR BODIES. AND IF YOU DO SEND THIS, YOU WILL BE IN THE GUINESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS FOR SENDING THE LETTER THAT MAKES THIS THE LONGEST RUNNING CHAIN LETTER EVER! SEE IT WAS STARTED IN THE YEAR 621 B.C. AND REMEMBER LITTLE DAHIJ IN BAKLASTAKLAVONIA WILL RECIEVE ONE NICKEL THAT HE WILL PROBABLY LOSE BECAUSE HE HAS NO ARMS AND NO EYES. AND REMEMBER THAT BUS IS COMING!
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