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Farmer Joe
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Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the
trucking company responsible for the accident to court.
In court the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe. "Didn't
you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,"' asked the lawyer.
Farmer Joe responded, "Well. I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my
favorite mule Bessie into the ... "I didn't ask for any details," the lawyer interrupted,
"just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'".
Farmer Joe said, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down
the road ..."
The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that,
at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene
that he was fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my
client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question."
By this time the Judge was fairly interested in Farmer Joe's answer and said to the
lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say."
Joe thanked the Judge and proceeded, "Well, as I was saying, I had just loaded
Bessie into the trailer and was driving her down the highway when this huge
semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side. I
was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurting real
bad and didn't want to move. However, I could hear ol' Bessie moaning and
groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans. Shortly after the
accident a Highway Patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning
and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her he took out his gun and
shot her between the eyes. Then the Patrolman came across the road with his gun
in his hand and looked at me. He said, "Your mule was in such bad shape I had to
shoot her. How are you feeling?"
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