10 Questions to find out if you're truly insane
Rating: PG-13
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By: The Pilot of the Stone Temple; alish@email.com
1) How often do you talk to yourself:
a) Never
b) Occaisionally
c) You're the only person you talk to.
2) Do you routinely test the flamability of objects?
a) Yes
b) No
3) Do the words car crash, fire, gasoline, explosion, fire arms, or vinegar arise any excitement in you?
a) none
b) some
c) lots
4) When you wake up in the morning, do you:
a) get out of bed right away
b) do some odd morning ritual before getting out of bed,
c) summon the demons of the unholy netherworld to remove you of your sepulchre?
5) Are your showers:
a) medium - somewhere between hot and cold
b) cold
c) boiling hot, and you just learn to take it.
6) When you see someone trip and hurt themselves, do you:
a) run to help them
b) laugh, and then help them
c) cackle menacingly, and then set up another booby trap for someone to trip on
7) Do people:
a) laugh with you when you laugh
b) look at you with an odd expression when you laugh
c) shiver, and get scared when you laugh
8) If you were an animal would you be a:
a) bird
b) monkey
c) you would never be an animal, because animals are only for sacrificing to the demons of the unholy netherworld
9) Are your parents:
a) proud of you
b) somewhat proud of you
c) scared of you, and avoid you at all times, and have removed all sharp objects from within the house
10) When you are at the movies do you:
a) laugh with everyone else, when something funny happens
b) laugh alone,
c) set fire to the place, then laugh
***ANSWER KEY***
***If you answered more As then B or Cs, - I'm sorry, but you are a perfectly normal and wonderful person.
***If you answered more Bs then A or Cs - you're somewhat independant and can think for yourself.
***If you answered more Cs then Bs or As - you are trying to hard to be insane/psychotic and think that insanity is only something humourous and you think that it would be cool to be insane, so you changed your answers to Cs, just so you could say that you were insane. Well I'm truly sorry, 'cause not only are you not insane but you have an identity crisis. Go get a job, and stop trying to act cool.
***If you didn't answer any of the questions, but rocked back and forth in your chair, trying to bite your ear, while simultaneously drawing little stick men all over your computer screen in a red felt pen, and also playing chess with the devil, in your mind, then you are truly insane and I suggest you get help immediatly.
***If you actually took the time to fill out this quiz, and thought long and hard about each answer then you are a loser like me, and you are just wasting your time 'cause you don't want to do your homework or something. Stop procrastinating and get back to work!
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