Awesome Yo mama jokez!! da best!!!

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Yo mama's so hairy, she has dreadlocks on her back.


Yo mama's so hairy, she got a trim and lost 10 pounds.


Yo mama's so hairy, if I shaved her legs, I could supply wigs for the entire Hair Club for Men.


Yo mama's so hairy, she spread her legs and said, "We're going to Bush Gardens."


Yo mama's chest hair is so long, its growing all the way down to her dick.


Yo mama's so hairy, she shaved her ass and she disappeared.

yo mamma is so old when u told her to act her age she dropped dead

UR MOMMAS SO FAT THAT NASA HAD 2 BUILT A SATELLITE 2 ORBIT HER.





UR MOMMAS SO POOR WHEN I CAME IN WIT A CIGAR, SHE SED "CLAP UR HANDS, STOMP UR FEET, THANK LORD WE GOT HEAT"


UR MOMMAS SO POOR THAT SHE WAS ON DA STREET KICKIN A CARDBOARD BOX N I ASKED HER WAT SHE WAS DOIN N SHE SED "IM MOVIN HOUSES"





UR MOMMAS SO FAT DAT SHE STARTED 2 SING "WE R FAMILY, MCDONALDS, BURGER KING N ME"!!!


Yo mama's so hairy, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

Yo mama's so hairy, if she could fly she'd look like a magic carpet.

Yo mama's so hairy, you almost died of rug burn at birth.

Yo mama's so hairy, she's a stunt double for Chewbacca in Star Wars.


Yo mama's so hairy, her breasts look like coconuts.


Yo mama's so hairy, she shaves with a weedwacker




Hope you all enjoy them!!!!







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