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Al Gore, George Bush, Bill Gates, and the Almighty
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At a Washington, DC press conference where Al Gore, George Bush, and Bill Gates were speeking a meteroite hit the earth and all three were killed, and went up to heaven to be judged by the almighty.
First the Almighty went to Al Gore and said to him, "Al Gore, what do you believe in?"
Al Gore said, "I believe in the enviroment and the internet."
The Almighty said, "I am very pleased, come sit next to me."
Next the Almighty asked George Bush what he believed in, and George Bush said, "I believe in a good army and low taxes."
The Almighty said, "I am pleased, come sit next to me."
Last of all the Almighty asked Bill Gates what he believed in, and Bill Gates said,"I BELIEVE YOU ARE SITTING IN MY CHAIR!"
Please e-mail this joke to everybody you know so the whole world can have a laugh at Bill Gates.
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