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College rejection letters translated...
Rating: PG-13
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
"We just don't think you're right for this school (maybe Community College is a better choice)."
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"You are an outstanding student, however we get so many outstanding applicants and space is limited (you ain't good enough)."
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"After careful consideration, we would like to put you on our waiting list (you're our insurance, just in case we can't find somebody else better".
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"There are many OTHER colleges out there... (that aren't so picky)."
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"We regret to inform you,... (we feel SO deeply for you and all 18,342 rejected applicants we get each year, yeah, we cry every single night over the sensitivity and compassion portrayed in your application forms)."
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"Unfortuately, you were not selected for this particular institution despite the strength of your application (thanks for your application fee, we'll use it well ~~for the students who did get in)."
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"Our college is very competitive... (You don't rise to the challenge.)"
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"Room was limited... (and you don't appeal as much to us as others do)."
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"We wish you good luck in the future... (so long as you stay away from our school)."
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"Good luck (elsewhere!)"
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