PHONE CALL TO HEAVEN
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>>The first church that he went to was a little church in Las Vegas. He went to the Sunday service and he really enjoyed it. On his way out, he looked over on the wall and saw a phone with a sign next to it that said, "Calls to Heaven $1500.00". He couldn't believe it. So, he asked the pastor about it and sure enough, phone calls to heaven were $1500.00. He was amazed.
>>The next church that he went to was a Cathedral in Maine. Again, on the way out from the serive he saw a phone with an identical sign that said, "Calls to Heaven $1500.00".
>>He kept going to churches and he kept seeing the same signs and the same phones.
>>He decided to end his year by visiting one last church. This church was a small church in Jo Daviess County, Illinois. He went to the serivice and on the way out he saw a phone with a sign next to it that said, "Calls to Heaven $.75". He was confused now, so he said to the pastor, "I've been to so many churches and at every one of them there is a phone and a sign next to them that says, "Calls to Heaven $1500.00". But here it says $.75. Why is that?
>>And the pastor smiled and replied, "Well, sir from here they're local calls."
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