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1- LiFeS A BiTcH WhEn YoUr MarRiEd

2- YoU BetTeR TaKe A SlEePiNg PiLl CuZ YoU WiLl OnLy GeT mE In YoUr DrEaMs

3-GoD MaDe Mud GoD MaDe DiRt GoD mAdE GuYs So GiRlS CaN FlIrT

4-GuYs ArE LiKe MaScArA, ThEy RuN ThRoUgh eVeRy eMoTiOn

5-gUyS aRe lIkE sTaRs wAy oUt oF rEaCh

6-DoN't gIvE mE aTtItUdE i hAvE mY oWn tHaNx

7-GuYs Are LiKe RoSeS, NiCe UnTiL YoU FiNd ThE PrICk

8-GuYs ArE LiKe PaRkInG SpAcEs, ThEy ArE EitHer TaKiN Or HaNdICaPpEd

9-GuYs ArE LiKe PuBlIc ToIlEtS, EiThEr EnGaGed Or FuLl Of ShIt

10-DoN't CaLl Me A PrInCeSs DoN't CaLl Me A QuEeN JuSt CAlL Me The CuTeSt LiL AnGel YoU EvEr SeEn

11-SwEeT As CaNdY HoTtEr ThEn FiRe Im DeScRiBiNg ThE GuY I AdMiRe

12-AlWaYs WeAr CuTe PaJaMaS To BeD CuZ YoU NeVeR KnOw WhO YoU MiGhT MeEt In YoUr DrEaMs

13- StAr LiGhT StAr BrIgHt WeRe ThE HeLl Is Mr.RiGht?¿

14-A Pretty Girl Can Kiss A Guy a bird can kiss a butterfly The rizing sun can kiss the grass but you my friend can kiss my ass

15-GoD MaDe CoKe GoD MaDe PePsI GoD MaDe CoDy So DaMn SeXy

16-If DrEaMs WeRe WiShEs AnD WiShEs CaMe TrUe I WoUldN't Be HeRe I WoUld Be NeXt To YoU

17-If I OwE YoU MoNeY AnD YoU wAnNa GeT PaId ChArGe It To ThE GaMe CuZ YoU JuSt GoT PlAyEd

18-NeVeR FrOwN CuZ YoU NeVeR KnOw WhO Is FaLlInG In LoVe WiTh YoUr SmIlE

19-If I CoUlD Re ArRaNgE ThE aLpHaBeT I WoUlD PuT U AnD I ToGeThEr


DATS ALL FOR NOW LUV YAH ALL

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