1.YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE RAN AWAY HER PICTURE TOOK UP ALL FOUR SIDES OF THE MILK CARTON!
2. YO MAMA SO UGLY, WHEN SHE WAS BORN, HER DADY SLAPPED HIMSELF FOR NOT WEARING A CONDOM.
3. YO MAMA SO UGLY RICE CRISPIES WONT TALK TO HER.
4. YO MAMA SO UGLY HER SHITS GLAD TO ESCAPE
5.YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN GOD SAID LET THERE BE LIGHT, HE HAD TO PUSH ER OUT OF THE WAY.
6. YO MAMA SO UGLY SHE HAD TO TIE A CHIKEN LEG AROUND HER NECK TO GET THE DOG TO PLAY WITH HER.
7. YO MAMAS SO FAT SHE HAS MORE CHINS THAN A CHINESE PHONE BOOK.
8.YO MAMAS SO DIRTY SHE HAS TO SNEAK UP ON THE BATH WATE.
9.YO MAMA SO POOR SHE CANT AFFORD TO PAY ATTENTION.
10.YO MAMA SO POOR UR FAMILY EATS CEREAL WITH A FORK TO SAVE MILK.