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My mom complains about me not listening to her...or something like that.
Know the rules well so you can break them properly!
I don't need your attitude, I got one of my own!
I have all the answers, but I never said they were right.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried!
If you are drinking apple juice and it is unusually warm, odds are it ain't apple juice.
It's better to let someone think you're an idiot then to open your mouth and prove it.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like Grandpa...Not kicking and screaming like the passengers in his car!!!
A pretty girl can kiss a guy, a bird can kiss a butterfly...The rising sun can kiss the grass, but you my friend, can kiss my ass!
Time is a waste of life, life is a waste of time...So lets all get wasted and have the time of our lives!
What happens if you get scared to death...TWICE?!
If Life gives you lemons, throw them in Life's face and yell:"I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS!"
I'm not short...I'm just vertically challenged!
A friendship can take a lifetime to build, but less than a second to destroy!
I know at Grad. Day, I'm gonna cry...Only cuz I found friends that are true til I DIE!
Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget!
An apple a day keeps the docter away...But if the docter is cute then forget the fruit!
For all you people that talk about me, I have one word for you... and thats J*E*A*L*O*U*S*Y!!!!!
Sum may call it Ecstasy, Sum may call it Destiny...Sum may call it meant 2 b...I just call it You and Me!
Love is like a rose...You gottawatch out for those pricks!
I'm mind shakin',body rockin'...earth shakin', money makin'...sittin' high, lookin' fly kind og girl in your eyes!
See my halo? Bright and shiny? Mess with me, I'll kick your hiney!
See my halo? Made of brass? Mess with me, I'll kick your ass!
I'm sugar and spice and everything nice...B4 you mess with me you better think twice!
Born in Heaven, raised in Hell...Sent to (city's name) to make the boyz yell!
If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' together!
Intil the ocean doesn't touch the sand, I'll forever be (name)'s fan!
Only good girls go to heaven...Needless to say I wasn't invited!
I look like an angel and act like one,too...But you never what this angel can do!
If guyz had their period, they would brag about the size of their tampons!
Mirrors don't talk and lucky for you, they don't laugh either!
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by you again?
I'm a sweetie in the eyes and an angel in disguise!
Don't drink and drive...You mite hit a bump and spill your beer!
Why doesn't the glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
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Real Eyes Realise Real Lies
Loved by some, hated by many, envied by ALL!
I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool!
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people!
Today is Tommorow's yesterday!
I'm a (tomboy,princess,bitch) and I've got class, give me shit and I'll kick your ass. So all you girls who think your kool, think again cuz I'll always rule!
God made coke, God made pepsi...God made (crush's name) so damn sexy!!!!!
Every one is allowed to be stupid once is a while...But you are just abusing the privledge!
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Why do people sing "Take Me Out To The Ballgame" when you're already there?
If a cop arrests a mime, does he tell him He Has The Right To Remain Silent?
When a smurf is choking, what colour does he turn?
There is no 'I' in S-L-U-T, but there is a 'U'!
You've been a bad boy! Go to my room!
He who Laughs Last, Thinks Slowest!
~*~*~ Hey! Thats all I have right now! If you want to e-mail me, my e-mail address is catprincess@hotmail.com! Thanx! ~*~*~
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