your momma jokes
Inspirational
Rating: PG-13
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
1) your momma so poor wen i stepped on a cigarette she shouted "who switched of the lights"
2) your momma's so fat wen she told me her weight i thought it was her telephone number.
3)Your momma's so fat when she walked across the t.v screen i missed 8 commercials.
4) your momma's so dumb she rang up the operator and asked the number for 999. (english fire department)
5) your momma's so fat she has her own gravity.
6)your momma's so fat wen she stepped on the scales it said "one at a time please"
that is all! i have some more but i cant be bothered writing anymore! hope ya like em!
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