A guy and his Iguana and Frog

Rating: PG-13
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There once was a guy who had a pet frog and a pet iguana.  He walked into a bar and sets his pets down on the counter.  He says to the bartender I bet you $50 that I can make this frog sing.  The bartender says your on, because he doesn't think that the frog can actually sing, and the bartender says make him sing Baby Blue! The guy whispers something into the frogs ear and in no time flat the forg starts singing Baby Blue loud and clear!  The bartender is absolutely stunded and he hands over the money.  Then the guy says to the bartender I bet you another $50 that I can make this iguana sing.  The bartender says Ok because it might be able to happen once but its not going to happen again.  The bartender tells the guy to have him sing The Star Spangled Banner.  The guy whispers something into the iguanas ear and then, once again the iguana starts singing The Star Spangled Banner loud and clear just the same as the frog.  Just as the iguana finished singing, another guy walks into the bar and is absolutely amazed that the iguana can sing.  He says to the first guy I'll give you $100 for that iguana.  The first guy says Okay.  He hands the second guy the iguana and the second guy leaves.  The guy turns back to the bartender and the bartender is just staring at him.  The bartender says Why did you just give that guy your iguana?  You could have made millions of dollars on both of those pets?  The guy says I don't care about the iguana!  He can't really sing.  The frogs a ventriliquist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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