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HERE ARE SOME COOL QUOTES I FOUND!!! (GREAT FOR MSN NAMES)










*a BiTcH iS a DoG, A dOg BaRkS, BaRk Is A pArT of A tReE, tReE Is pArT oF nAtUrE, NaTuRe Is BeAuTiFuL, sO iF u EvA cAll Me A biTcH, tHaNx 4 tHe CoMpLiMeNt*










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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning!








."ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY" So what? Who's in a hurry?








Hard work never killed anybody...But why take the risk?(I don't want to be an exception!)








God is Alive! Speak to Him! (It's cheaper after six!)








The differences between good girls and bad girls.






*Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot.


*Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons.




*Good girls wax their floors.


*Bad girls wax their bikini lines.




*Good girls blush during sex scenes in a movie.


*Bad girls know they could do it better.




*Good girls wear white cotton panties.


*Bad girls don't wear any.




*Good girls think they're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls.


*Bad girls think they're fully dressed with just a strand of pearls.




*Good girls only own one credit card and rarely use it.


*Bad girls only own one bra and rarely use it.




*Good girls wear high heels to work.


*Bad girls wear high heels to bed.








If women were made to chase men,


        dont you think god would have made them worth chasing?!?








First God created man...THEN HE HAD A BETTER IDEA!!








I'm Blonde, what's ur excuse?








All Good Girls And Good Boys Go To Heaven Thats Why I Wasnt Invited








To catch me, you gotta be fast; to find me, you gotta be smart; but to BE ME!! DAMN! You must be


        kidding!








if barbie is so popular....then y do u have 2 buy her friends?








*Before u criticize sum1 walk a mile in their shoes That way u r a mile away n have their shoes!!*








*~*DoNt PlAy mE... PlAy ThE lOtTo.. U'Ll HaVe A bEtTeR cHaNcE oF wInNiNg.. *








*~7 DaYs WiThOuT mE mAkEs OnE *WEAK*~*








*Guyz r HOT, boys r FINE...wish i had one to call mine!*








*Yes I'm sexy, yes I'm cute, yes I'm popular to boot...yes I'm wanted, yes I'm hot- thatz why I got the man u want!!*








*~*Stop honkin ur horn screamin my name~Cuz I already know i got u goin insane*~*








guyz think their men, men think they are kings, kings are rulers, rulers are 12 inches, still think ur a man?








"Life is like a box of chocolates. How so?"








~Kissing spreads germs & germs r hated so Kiss me baby I'm vaxinated~








~If ur cute & u wanna be mine just take a number & wait in line!~








"Shoot for the moon because it you miss you'll be a shooting star. "










"Life is like a magazine. It offers advice from people who need it"








"If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off"








*ThErE iS No "i" iN S-L-U-T,BuT ThErE iS a "U"!*








~*~iF GuYs HaD ThEiR PeRiOd, ThEy'D PrObAbLy BrAg AbOuT ThE SiZe oF ThEiR TaMpOnS*








*A PrEtTy GuRL CaN KiSs A GuY, A BiRd CaN KiSs a BuTtErFLy, ThE RiSiNg SuN CaN KiSs ThE GrAsS, BuT u My FriEnD CaN KiSs mY @$$*








*ItZ BeTtEr 2 LeT PpL ThiNk uR aN iDiOt ThEn 2 oPeN uR MoUtH aNd PrOvE iT uRsELf*








*SuMdAy My PrInCe WiLL CoMe~He JuSt Got LoSt AnD iS To StUbBoRn 2 AsK 4 DiReCtIoNs*








*ThErE R EaSiEr ThiNgs iN LiFe ThEn FiNdiNg ThE RiGhT GuY, NaiLiNg JELL-O tO a TrEe, FoR iNsTaNcE.*








~"Life is like a bicycle,you dont fall off unless you stop pedaling."










THANX FOR READING MY QUOTES!!!!



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