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~NoT Da BRiGHTeST CRaYoN iN THe BoX, aRe We NoW¿?~
Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.
~You've been a bad boy. Go to my room.~
~It AiNt My FaUlT i FeLl FoR yOu... YoU tRiPpEd Me!***
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~I'm trying to see from ur point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my @$$!~
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~(K)~Is YoUr MouTH GeTTiNG PaiD FoR aLL DaT oVeRTiMe¿?~(K)~
A MeMoRy LaStS 4eVeR NeVeR DoEs it DiE TrUe FrieNdS StAy toGeThEr AnD NeVer SaYs GoOdByE
~(%)~iF You WaNT a QuaTeR i'D GiVe You a DiMe, iF You WaNT a MaN DoN'T Fu*K WiT MiNe!~
*You can fall from the sky* *You can fall from a tree* *But the best way to fall* *Is in love with me*
IF THERE IS NO GOD, WHO POPS UP THE NEXT KLEENEX¿?
*I'm not short, I'm vertically challenged.*
Shall I smile becuase we are friends or cry because that’s all we will ever be?
*Im NoT ShY i jUsT dOnT LiKe U*
*~*ItS BeTtEr tO LoSe A LoVeR ThAn tO LoVe A LoSeR!*~*
*a BiTcH iS a DoG, A dOg BaRkS, BaRk Is A pArT of A tReE, tReE Is pArT oF nAtUrE, NaTuRe Is BeAuTiFuL, sO iF u EvA cAll Me A biTcH, tHaNx 4 tHe CoMpLiMeNt*
*ThErE iS No "i" iN S-L-U-T,BuT ThErE iS a "U"!*
*If He BreAKz YoUR hEArT n SHaTTerEd iT liKe glaSS, WhEN He CoMEz CrAwLiN baCk SaY HoNEy Kiss My @$$!*
*GoD MaDe MuD, GoD mAdE DiRt, GoD MaDe BoYz So GiRLz CoUlD FLiRt!*
*MiRrOrS DoNt TaLk AnD LuCkY 4 U ThEy DoNt LaUgH EiThEr!!*
*ItZ BeTtEr 2 LeT PpL ThiNk uR aN iDiOt ThEn 2 oPeN uR MoUtH aNd PrOvE iT uRsELf*
If U NeEd SpAcE JoiN NASA BaBy!!*
*DiD u FaLL oUt Of ThE UgLy TrEe aNd HiT EvErY BrAnCh On ThE WaY DoWn?!?!? Oh SoWwiE i 4Got~ThE WhOLe TrEe FeLL oN u!*
*ThErE R EaSiEr ThiNgs iN LiFe ThEn FiNdiNg ThE RiGhT GuY, NaiLiNg JELL-O tO a TrEe, FoR iNsTaNcE.*
~Men think they'r kings, kings are rulers, rulers are 12 inches, still think you a man???
~EvEr StOp To ThInK......tHeN fOrGeT tO sTaRt AgAiN???
~Do you remember when you were a little kid and you wanted a toy really bad when you went to the store, but your mom wouldnt let you get it, no matter how much you begged? Well thats's how I feel about you!~
~How many hot, rich, funny, guys are there, out there???.....3, 2 of them are dating each other, and the other 1 is dating me.~
-One day I decided to kill the sexiest person alive, but then I remembered, Suicide's a crime-
-Never say sorry for something you meant to do!-
-Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget.-
-I never said it was your fault…I was just blaming it on you!!!-
-Loving someone who doesn't love you is like reaching for a star you know you'll never reach it but you have to keep trying.-
-Make your life like toilet paper...long and useful!!-
- I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool!-
- Life is a waste of time, Time is a waste of life, So lets all get wasted and have the time of our life!-
-No officer, there's no blood in my alcohol system.-
~I'm busy, you're ugly, have a nice day!~
-If you think life's a bitch...wait till you see me!-
~So you're the bitch, that told the bitch, that I'm a bitch, well listen bitch,it takes a bitch, to know a bitch, to call a bitch, a bitch, BITCH ~
Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I've Been Doing Since 15.
STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP. Park elsewhere!
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