8226;!!!!yo //a//ma!!!!8226; u gotta c this

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¤ Yo Mama's so dopey she thinks elevators are mobile homes
¤ Yo mama's feet are so big, Bozo be envious
¤ Yo mama's so fat, her picture weighs ten pounds
¤ Yo mama's so stupid she thought Malcom X was Malcom the tenth
¤ Yo mama's so ugly, she scares people even with the lights out
¤ Yo mama's so fat, she bumps into people even when she's sitting down
¤ Yo mama's so fat, that when she puts on high heels in the morning,by the aftrnoon, they're flats
¤ Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company
¤ Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Boys II Men was a day care center
¤ Yo mama's so fat, she don't take pictures, she takes posters
¤ Yo mama's so fat, she wears a watch on each arm. One for each time zone
¤ Yo mama's so fat, that after sex, she rolls over and smokes a ham
¤ Yo Mama's so fat she's on both sides of the family
¤ Yo mama's so stupid, she had your brother thrown in rehab,cause he was Hooked on Phonics
¤ Yo mama's so stupid, she called information to get the number to 911
¤ Yo mama's so stupid, she couldn't find eleven when trying to dial 911
¤ Yo mama's so stupid, she asked her boss how to spell UPS
¤ Yo mama's so fat, she's got more Chins than a Chinese phone book
¤ Yo mama's so ugly, that when she went to a haunted house,she came out with a job application
¤ Yo mama's so fat, her baby pictures were taken by satellite


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