10 REASONS TO KNOW YOU'RE CANADIAN - (reply!)
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#1You try to get high by smoking maple leaves...ummm riiiight, sure you go ahead and think that, but i think you're forgetting that Canada is known to have the best weed! #2You become very jealous of America because America is so much richer, better, and more powerful than Canada. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA YEAH F*CKIN RIGHT, YOU WISH!! have you even ever been to canada? because america has a MUCH higher rate of homeless people, which mean that alot of them live in BOXES ON THE STREET. thats right boxes. so why dont you get your facts straight before you go talking shit. #3When you mention the name of your president, everybody says, "WHO??". uh HELLO thats because Canada doesnt have a president you retard!!! #4When you're walking by the Notre Dame Cathedral, you realize that it's an exact copy of the one in Paris and figure out that your country has nothing original. excuse me?? haha yeah, acutally canada has lots of original things, way more then the U.S....when i was at a mcdonalds in california i went to get SWEETENED iced tea but then i remembered, oh yeah haha all their iced tea is UNSWEETENED talk about gross shit! #5You realize that the moose you're trying to hunt looks a little like your mother. oh yeah riiight haha thats so stupid! it must have taken alot of brains to come up with that one! haha NOT...my mother is a beautiful woman and so are all the other ladies i know from canada...they all have something called NATURAL BEAUTY! #6You try to make up for your stupidity by making fun of Americans, only to find out that they don't take that crap. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, um surfing through just this forwardgarden site alone do you know how many forwards i've seen making fun of canadians?? WAY MORE THEN US MAKING FUN OF AMERICANS. they're all of us canadians trying to stand our ground and tell you retards the truth about a country you've never been to and know nothing about!
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