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8 THINGS TO DO IN A BORING CHAT ROOM*
Rating: PG
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
1) ASK PEOPLE IF THEY ARE RELATED TO YOUR DOG
2) WHEN SUM1 ASKS FOR "ASL"- TELL THEM "18990-IN THE PROCESS OF BEING FEMALE-SOUTH OF HEAVEN"
3) START OFF EVERYTHING U TYPE WITH "DID I MENTION"(EX. PERSON: SO WAT DO U LOOK LIKE?
YOU: LIKE A DOG
YOU AGAIN: DID I MENTION I LOOKED LIKE A DOG
YOU AGAIN: DID I MENTION MY TISSUES MAKE MY NOSE BLEED
YOU AGAIN: DID I MENTION MY FAVORITE COLOR IS POOP GREEN?
ETC. KEEP TYPING NON STOP)
4) TELL THE ROOM YOU HAVE RAZOR BURN ON YOUR PUTTER
5) TELL THE ROOM THAT THE LAST TIME YOU CRAPPED, IT WAS BLUE, AND CONTINUE TO GIVE ODD DETAILS ABOUT YOUR CRAP
6) TELL EVERYONE THAT YOU PEE-ED UR PANTS ON A ROLLER COASTER AND U SAW IT SPLASH ON SUM1'S HEAD
7) TAKE SHOTS AT EVERYTHING PEOPLE SAY
8) TELL SUM1 THAT YOU GOT EXPELLED FROM SCHOOL FOR VANDALIZING SEVERAL THINGS, LIKE THE SCHOOL ITSELF, YOUR NEIGHBORS HOUSE, YOUR BEST FRIENDS HOUSE, AND EVEN YOUR DOG HOUSE AND GIVE VERY DESCRIPTIVE DETAILS, THEN ASK THAT PERSON IF U CAN HAVE THEIR ADDRESS
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