HOW TO SUCCEED IN MATH

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>Little Tommy was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried >everything; tutors, flash cards, "Hooked on Math," special learning >centers, in short, everything that they could think of. > >Finally, in a last ditch effort, they took Tommy down and enrolled >him in a private Christian school with a reputation for scholastic >excellence. > >After the first day, little Tommy comes home with a very serious >look on his face. Not even stopping to kiss his mother hello, he >goes straight to his room and starts studying. Books and paper are >spread all over the room and Tommy is hard at work. His mother is >amazed. > >Later that evening, to the shock of his parents, the minute dinner >is finished, he marches back to his room and hits the books as hard >as before. > >This goes on day after day. > >Finally, Little Tommy brings home his report card. He quietly lays >it on the table and goes up to his room to study. With great >trepidation his mom picks it up and looks. To her surprise, Little >Tommy got an A in Math! > >Excitedly, she runs to his room, "Son, this is wonderful! I'm >so-o-o proud of you! What was it? The nuns?" Little Tommy looks >at her and shakes his head. > >"The books, the discipline, the structure, the uniforms, >WHAT?!!!!!!!!! > >Tommy looks at her and says "Well, on the first day of school, when >I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign. I knew they weren't fooling >around." >

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