THE BEST EVER YO MAMA JOKES BABE!!!
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Rating: PG
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
ya mamas so stupid she tried to use an enchilada for a yard stick!
ya mamas so stupid that when she jumped into the ocean last summer, the whales popped out and sang
"we are family"!!
ya mamas so stupid she got locked in ACE Hardware and couldn't find a way to get out!
ya mamas so stupid she tripped over the cordless phone
ya mamas so stupid she tried to drown a fish!
ya mamas so stupid she though Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company!
Ya mama’s so poor that when I walked in the house and sat on a penny ya mama said, “get of the family
savings.”
Ya mama’s so poor that when I came over I accidentally stepped on a hot wheels car, and ya mama yelled,
“you broke the family car.”
ya mamas so poor i saw her walkin down the block kickin a can, and asked her what she was doin,
she said "movin"!!
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