Isn't English a wonderful language? .
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On a pizza delivery truck:
7 days without pizza makes one weak.
In a South Korean hotel room air conditioning instruction manual:
If you want cool air, please control yourself.
On a plumber's van:
Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.
On an electrician's truck:
Let us remove your shorts.
In a hotel room in Bangkok:
Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests in the bedroom, customers may use the lobby for this purpose.
In a Japanese hotel room:
Please not to smoke or do other disgusting behaviours in bed.
At a dry cleaner's:
Drop your pants here for best results.
In a French hotel lobby:
If the receptionist is absent, you are welcome to take advantage of the domestic help persons.
And finally, one so long and rambling it's completely incomprehensible to top it all off:
In a Black Forest campsite:
It is forbidden that persons of the opposite sex, for instance, men and women, sleep together in the same tent unless they are married together for this purpose.
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