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7 tHiNgS tO dO iN tHe MaLL*
Rating: PG-13
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
1. * run up behind a really fat, old, ugly, nasty guy/girl (whatever you prefer) and say hey sexy..looking good today baby. then run away*
2. *pretend to be blind and go up to some little kid and their mom/dad and say Lola, is - is that you hunny. what did i tll you about that?!?*
3. *go to a department store (take a shirt from the toddler section)and say to a sales clerk..what do yu think about this one?*
4. *stuff you're bra (make sure you can tell you stuffed it) and go into victoria's secret and say to a sales clerk...do you have anything that will hold these babies up?*
5. *go to the foodcourt, make a big mess (pretend you're talking to and imaginary friend) and say..penelope! now why didi you have to go and do that!*
6. * run around saying the british are coming they're coming i tell yah! don't walk - RUN*
7. *go in a dressing room and throw all kinds of clothes on the floor come out and say (loudly) mommy..i made a messy!*
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