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> > ADULT: > > A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the > > middle. > > > > BEAUTY PARLOR: > > A place where women curl up and dye. > > > > CANNIBAL: > > Someone who is fed up with people. > > > > CHICKENS: > > The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. > > > > COMMITTEE: > > A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. > > > > DUST: > > Mud with the juice squeezed out. > > > > EGOTIST: > > Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. > > > > GOSSIP: > > A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage. > > > > HANDKERCHIEF: > > Cold Storage. > > > > INFLATION: > > Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. > > > > MYTH: > > A female moth. > > > > MOSQUITO: > > An insect that makes you like flies better. > > > > RAISIN: > > Grape with a sunburn. > > > > SECRET: > > Something you tell to one person at a time. > > > > SKELETON: > > A bunch of bones with the person scraped off. > > > > TOOTHACHE: > > The pain that drives you to extraction. > > > > TOMORROW: > > One of the greatest labor saving devices of today. > > > > YAWN: > > An honest opinion openly expressed. > > > > WRINKLES: > > Something other people have. You have character lines. > > > > >

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