L)Lil Miss Perfection!(L)
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(A)*Once upon a time sumthin happened 2 me, it was the best thing that ever could b, it was a fantasy, a dream come true, it was the day I met u!*(A)
*I love my man yes I do, he’s 4 me & not 4 u, but if by chance u take my place, I swear 2 god ill smash ur face!
~(K)GOD MADE MUD GOD MADE DIRT GOD MADE BOYS SO GURLS CAN FLIRT(K)~
* StRuTiN OuR StUff ShAkIn OuR BoOtYiEz,Me n My GiRlZ,R LiL CuTiEz*
(L)~U should not live for the times u breathe, but for the times your breathe is takin away~(L)
*¤KiSsEs BlOwN R KiSsEs wAsTeD, kIsSeS Rn'T kIsSeS uNlEsS tHeY R TaStEd*!*
*Candy Canes Are Yummy---Lollipops Are Good---My Baby Loves Me Just Like He Should*
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*Ima-Booty-Shakin**Brakin*Pretty*Hot*Neva*Stop*Short*Skirt* *2*Flirt*Angel*Baby*Spoiled*Mayb*Perfect*Princess*Jus*4U*
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-XoXo-Dont-Wait*To-Tell*The-Person*U-Love*With-All*Ur-Heart*That-U*Love-Them*Cuz-U*Cud-Miss*Ur-Chance-XoXo-
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**Love*Me-For*My-Mind*And-Not*My-Body*But-Play*With-My*Body-*-And-*-Not-*-With-*-My*Mind** --
...>>U*Betta*Hang*Up*The*Phone*Cuz*Baby*U*Off*The*Hook<<...
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<*>U Think Ur Cute*U Think Ur Hot*U Think U Can Get My Man*Umm..I Think Not<*> --
~*$*~Are you ticking...cause you are the bomb~*$*~
2.¤¿§£¤ Some people are so ugly.....no wait, most people are ugly ¤¿§£¤
3. ~~*~~Since ur sitting here b(*)tching, would u mind fetching me that ball~~*~~
4. Why are they called hemroids, shouldn't they be called ASStroids!
5. You've been hibernating all winter and all a sudden u pop outta no where, so in my words, get the hell back to ur cave!
6. U cant always trust ur friends, but u can trust dogs, cause they cant talk!
7. :pWhen you hear a car honk its horn on a movie go to your window and scream "SHUT THE FU©K UP! PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!!!!:p
8. Bad kitty...I bite!
9. If all my friends were at a cliff ready to jump off i wouldn't ba at the bottom catching them, I would be at the top encouraging them!
10. Did you ever wonder why the average pilgrim weighs 120 pounds?........I wouldn't know, cause I never wondered!
11.(o )(o ) what are you looking at?!?!
12.Have you ever wondered why gay guys are called fruity or fruits, i have..but I never came to a conclution.
13. Birds have got it made, they can fly, they can swim, they can walk, and they dont have to go to school!:P
14.How come pigtails are called pigtails? Pigs only have one tail?
15. cats have claws, sharks have jaws, fish have gills, im out so chill!
ø¤º¤ø,¸,.:´*~Life isn't about the breath that we take, it's about the moments that take our breath away.ø¤º¤ø,¸,.:´*~
ø¤º¤ø,¸,.:´*~Don't be scared when a big old fat man comes in your room in the middle of the night, and throws u in a bag, i told Santa i wanted u for Christmas.ø¤º¤ø,¸,.:´*~
ø¤º¤ø,¸,.:´*~ShHh... I hAvE a SeCrEt... If YoU wAnNa KnOw ...
i'LL TeLL yOu!
I LOVE YOU!!!
I got your back
You got mine,
I'll help you out
Anytime.
To see you hurt
To see you cry,
Makes me weep
And wanna die.
And if you agree
To never fight,
It wouldn't matter
Who's wrong or right.
If a broken heart
Needs a mend,
I'll be right there
To the end.
If your cheeks are wet
From drops of tears,
Don't you worry,
Let go of your fears.
Hand in hand
Love is sent,
We'll be friends
Till the end...ø¤º¤ø,¸,.:´*~
ø¤º¤ø,¸,.:´*~What every girl should know about guys........
1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are.
2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS an ass hole.
3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.
4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.
5. Don't treat us like shit, what goes around comes around.
6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you.
7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.
8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and nothing more.
9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.
10. We never shave our legs. So get over it.
11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just wrong.
12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.
13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, 98 Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.
15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.
16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong."
17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.
18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.
19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what you wish for.
20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say". That's just mean.
21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.
22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway.
23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship.
24. PMS is not an excuse.
25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done.
26. Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on.
27. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach..... and maybe....oh never mind.
28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your friends, but to us it's just wrong.
29. We always notice how funny it is after your rip out our heart, stick it down our throat and still want to be friends.
30. And last but not least: We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway.ø¤º¤ø,¸,.:´*~
ø¤º¤ø,¸,.:´*~A heart is not a play thing,
a heart is not a toy,
but if you want it broken,
Just give it to a boy.
Boys they like to play with things
To see what makes them run,
But when it comes to kissing,
They do it just for fun.
Boys never give their hearts away
They play us girls for fools,
They wait untill we give our hearts
And then they play it cool.
You will wonder where he is at night
You will wonder if hes true,
One moment you will be happy,
One moment you will be blue.
If you get a chance to see him
Your heart begins to dance
Your life revolves around him,
Theres nothing like romance.
And then it starts to happen,
You worry day and night
You see, my friend, you're losing him
It never turns out right.
Boys are great, though immature
The price you pay is high,
He may seem sweet and gorgeous
But remember, hes a guy.
Don't fall in love with just a boy
That takes alot of nerve.
You see, my friend, you need a man
To get what you deserve.
So when you think that you're in love,
Be careful if you can
Before you give your heart away
Make sure that hes a man.ø¤º¤ø,¸,.:´*~
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