Bandana - Booze (Santana - Smooth parody)
Rating: PG
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
Verse 1
Man it's a hot one..thanks to the heat of the melting
sun..I need a Bud or two cause I'm melting.
Well, so are my buddies too. Hey mama sita, my Spanish
buddies want some alcohol. You better run your little body down to the market, and buy a 24 pack. Yeah... And if she says, “No way, I can't do that. I won't go, no matter what you guys do to me. I won't change my life, to bring you men
some booze. You ain’t getting no booze.”
CHORUS
And it's just like the homeless, they won't work for their food.
And hey, is that the same Budweiser that I stole from you. You need
practice on how to get us men some booze, yeah.
"Guys, get a job, please get real. Or else foget about it"!
Verse 2
Well I'll tell you guys one thing...that woman is such a
damn lazy thing...she don't bring us a single thing.
No guys, she won't, and she don't. Can you smell my beer breath?
Born-on dates are life or death. When we ask for more you act like your head’s spinnin, round and round. Yeah... And if she says, “No way, I can't do that. I won't go, no matter what you guys do to me. I won't change my life, to bring you men
some booze. You ain’t getting no booze.”
CHORUS
And it's just like the homeless, they won't work for their food.
And hey, is that the same Budweiser that I stole from you. You need
practice on how to get us men some booze, yeah.
"Guys, get a job, please get real. Or else foget about it"!
Yeah... And if she says, “No way, I can't do that. I won't go, no matter what you guys do to me. I won't change my life, to bring you men
some booze. You ain’t getting no booze.”
CHORUS
And it's just like the homeless, they won’t work for their food.
And hey is that the same Budweiser that I stole from you. You need
practice on how to get us men some booze.
” Guys, get a job, please get real. Or else foget about it"!
"Or else foget about it! Or else foget about it!
Or else foget about it! Guys, get a job, please get real.
Or else foget about it! Or else foget about it!
Or else foget about it! Or else foget about it!
Or else foget about it! Or else foget about it"!
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