Bankruptcy Filed – Independent Lowlife (Destiny's Child parody)
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Question: Tell me what you think about me. I live on welfare and government
supports me. I don’t pay for stuff, I go to Salvation Army. But that's
just the very beginning of this story. Question: Tell me how you feel about
this. I live on sidewalks and also rent out your trash cans. I won't give you
nothing, I don't even pay my bills. Never 50/50 in relationships.
CHORUS
The car, I live in (I bought it). Shoes, for my feet (Don't got it).
Pockets, for my keys (Don't got em’). And all I do is steal, if I want it.
That wallet, that guy just had (I stoled it). Excuses, for dimpled chads
(I want Gore). The shirt, that I wear (I stoled it). And all I do is steal.
All I do is steal!
All the women, who voted for Gore (Throw your chads up at me). All you low lives
that want your money (Throw your chads up at me). All the Sore fans, and
Loserman fans (Throw your chads up at me). "Bush wins elections by Nazi
tactics" (Throw your chads up at me).
Boy I didn't know people could lose like that. Al Gore, how'd your Bush
friend beat you down like that? Boy I didn't know people could lose like
that. Al Gore, how'd your Bush friend beat you down like that?
Verse 2
Tell me how you feel about this. 3 or 4 elections won't boggle minds of our
kids. I was raised to be a leader of democracy. Baby, ain’t it easy
liking Gore and Lieberman? Question: What you think of crazy democrats?
Every time they're proved wrong they act like little brats. You know you
can't always get just what you want.
CHORUS
The car, I live in (I bought it). Shoes, for my feet (Don't got it).
Pockets, for my keys (Don't got em’). And all I do is steal, if I want it.
That wallet, that guy just had (I stoled it). Excuses, for dimpled chads
(I want Gore). The shirt, that I wear (I stoled it). And all I do is steal.
All I do is steal!
All the women, who voted for Gore (Throw your chads up at me). All you low lives
that want your money (Throw your chads up at me). All the Sore fans, and
Loserman fans (Throw your chads up at me). "Bush wins elections by Nazi
tactics" (Throw your chads up at me).
Boy I didn't know people could lose like that. Al Gore, how'd your Bush
friend beat you down like that? Boy I didn't know people could lose like
that. Al Gore, how'd your Bush friend beat you down like that?
Gore and Lieberman...they steal votes,
almost elections. No one wants him in presidency, not even you, but maybe me.
All the women, who voted for Gore (Throw your chads up at me). All you low lives
that want your money (Throw your chads up at me). All the Sore fans, and
Loserman fans (Throw your chads up at me). "Bush wins elections by Nazi
tactics" (Throw your chads up at me).
Boy I didn't know people could lose like that. Al Gore, how'd your Bush
friend beat you down like that? Boy I didn't know people could lose like
that. Al Gore, how'd your Bush friend beat you down like that?
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