JACKASS/CRAICASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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-yo momma so fat that to her toliet roll is dental floss!
-yo momma so fat she went out with heels and came back with flip flops
-yo momma so old she sat behind jesus in school!
-yo momma so fat so fat that when she stepped on the weighin scales it said to infinity nd beyond

there was a fat lady called mary
who lived on her canary
she dranks pots of tea
until she went pee
and when she came back
stuck up her crack
was her canary called fairy


WE KNOW ITS TUPID BUT YA HAVE TO ADMIT ITS FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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