america vs. canada
Rating: PG-13
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1. canadians do not say eh all the time nor are we slow...
where someone got this from is beyond me. probably some americans who thought making fun of
canadians should consist of the brilliant idea to make us say "eh" 24/7.
For one thing though we dont say "yall" like you americans...maybe the prodigies of your country should think
of using a better word then something from hickville or incest town.
2. it isnt cold all year round, those of us who do live in canada
would probably rather have nice warm weather, than weather where you crisp to death after 3 seconds
3. sure maybe our canadian bands do go down to america but at least we dont produce shit like backstreet boys,
britney spears or nsync! we have quality music, with the exception of celine dion.
4.HOCKEY does rule! you guyz are just pissed because we kicked your ass twice! ...if americans won [gold] they'd
be rubbing it in canada's face...poor losers...
5. by 19 we're able to drink (legally), you people have to wait until you're 21! SUCKERS!
6.and yes we do have a prime minister (good observation) but at least our's is focused on what's supposed to be
done for our country, rather than sleeping with fat broads that work for him.
7. there was a study done by a british woman on american and canadian teens. it showed that americans had the higher self-esteem and
the whole "i am the best" outlook on everything and canadians had low self-esteem and felt that they could never accomplish
anything well enough in life. turns out canadians have a better future and are smarter than americans....ouch! must be all that damn cheerleading
that's going around...you know how you have all the perky up beat little shits, well let's just say that the wheel is spinning but the hamster's dead.
8. when we swim in the water here, which we can because it ISNT cold all the time...we dont get violently attacked by sharks.
9. when you do have snow...
"OMG what should we do? we have over 6 feet of snow! ahhhhhhh"
dont worry canada to the rescue because you people are so stupid never thought that maybe you'd have to shovel...
10. you should be kissing our asses america! who helped you after 9-11? sure its about time that the american population
came together and lived up to the whole "we are such a great country" attitude but not only that...
we hauled our asses down there and gave our shit to you too! this is why i dont understand all the hatred towards canadians.
in times of need we're right over there saving/helping you out but then 1 month later we're nothing but "dorky eh freaks"...
i'm stressing here that i dont HATE america i just dislike them for hating us....
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