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There was a guy whose teacher gave him a long lecture about aarid crackers. He went up to his teacher afterwords and asked what aarid crackers were. she then said, "im gonna haver to send you to the principal. He got to the principal and the principal asked him why he was in trouble. he said "my teacher gave me a long talk about aarid crackers, and then i asked what they were and she sent me here." the principal said "well, im gonna have to send you home. so the boy went home and his mom asked him why he was home so soon. he said "my teacher gave me a long talk about aarid crackers, and then i asked what they were and she sent me to the principal and he sent me here." so his mom said, "you need to talk to your father about this. so his dad got home, and the guy went up to him. "dad, my teacher gave me a long talk about aarid crackers, and then i asked what they were and she sent me to the principal and he sent me home and mom sent me to you." his dad frowned. "son, you're kicked out of the house. The guy joins the marines and his sargent asked him what he did to get here. he said, "my teacher gave me a long talk about aarid crackers, and then i asked what they were and she sent me to the principal and he sent me home and my mom sent me to my dad and my dad kicked me out of the house." then the sargent said "you are kicked out of the marines. So the guy goes to live at his best friends house. "why are you here?" his best friend inquired. "well, my teacher gave me a long talk about aarid crackers, and then i asked what they were and she sent me to the principal and he sent me home and my mom sent me to my dad and my dad kicked me out of the house and i joined the marines and they kicked me out. WHAT ARE AARID CRACKERS?" his friend said, "come here and ill show you." so his friend walked across the street sand got hit by a car. what's the moral of the story?
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