10 reasons to know your a REAL dumb american

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I just wanna add a little word before i start. This list could be alot longer because americans are actually the dumbest people i have ever met.  I go to the states alot for soccer and they talk like they've never been taught how to speak english! And just one thing to all you americans... I WOULDNT BE SO PROUD IF I WERE YOU!
YEAH CANADA!!! Oh yeah, and one more thing WE KILLED YOU GUYS IN OLYMPIC HOCKEY! WOMENS AND MENS!!!

REASONS:

10)You pronounce your O's as A's.
      example: instead of hockey, you say hackey
      (and yes, even though you guys cheated with that ref., we  still beat you in womens hockey)

9) More than half of your population is overwieght because your standards on food is so low.

8) Your population is so high (just like your egos) because of single 14 year old teenage mothers.

7) You think Canadians are people who hunt moose and live in igloos AND that we are all mounties.

6) You think America is a synonym for earth.

5) You think that the sport "curling" consists of a curling iron and alot of hair.

4) You think canada has a President.

3) When you think that bombing another country makes you so brave, and that you are the leading cause that any wars were won.

2) You are proud to have Bush as a President.

1) You dont understand half of this list.


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