20 annoying things McDonald's customers do(by an employee!)
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1) Ask for a McDonald's
2) Watch the lobby assistant cleaning up the tables then blatantly not help them by leaving all their mess on the table (u know you have done it!)
3) Complain that ur food doesnt look like the picture - those pictures are of refrigerated food dumass!!
4) Walk all over the just mopped floor
5) Moan at the till person when the food is taking ages - do you see them making the food?? NO
6) Ask for ridiculous grills like burgers with no buns and actually mean it, i mean, why bother going to McDonalds if youre askin for stuff like that??!!
7) Ask for a cheeseburger with no cheese, its not funny and its been done before.
8) Ask for a burger with no pickles then complain that its taking ages when you could have just picked them out like everyone else does.
9) Shout that you want that drink with no ice... after its already been made... what difference does ice make??
10) Act like everyone who works in McDonald's is stupid, well im an A grade student applying to Cambridge, the best Uni in Britain so suck on that.
11) Drop drinks on the floor, what is wrong with you people?!
12) Tell me how to do my job. just because you are a sad fat arsed muppet who goes to McDonald's every day does not mean you know how to do my job better than i do, so shut up and dont try to tell me what to do.
13) Ask for a filet or veggie or special grill, then complain when its taking ages, if you were not so fussy you wouldnt have to wait so dont do it.
14) Pay for a hamburger with a £20 note, or pay with a £20 note in the mornin when ive just opened my till and subsequently use up all my change you annoying bastard.
15) Make a mess in the toilets. People have to clean them up you know.
16) Laugh at the uniforms. They are not that bad, and you would be the first to complain if we were all wearing our own clothes.
17) Order your food really quietly and/or way too fast, then when you are asked to repeat urself, speak really slowly and act all condescending, just because i didnt hear you does not mean i am slow.
18) When you are asked if you want anything else, do not say "your number" "you" "your body" or anything similar, its just not the time or the place, and in most cases, it never would be.
19) Walk away from the till and expect your food to be brought out to you when you are told it will take a while. if you are told it will be brought out, fine, BUT DONT JUST ASSUME IT WILL.
20) When someone has said they will bring the food out and then forgets, do not sit there watching them for half an hour before complaining, why not just come up and get it urself you lazy bastard????
(someone did this to me, they sat for an HOUR when the place was empty, what an idiot)
ok ok, so this is quite a bitter account from an employee who has become very cynical about the British public, but everything in here has happened to me at least once, and im sure other ppl could add their own!
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