9 Of The Funniest Blonde Jokes You Will Ever Come Across!!*!
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Shnooks Collection Of Blonde Jokes! Here they are.. enjoy them, and add me to MSN if you like.. You heard it first, from Shnooks!;) angel_in_disguise__@hotmail.com, sugar_and_spice__@hotmail.com (Take your pick, if not both!)
A blonde walks into an appliance store, points to something, and says
"Excuse me, how much for that TV over there?" The clerk replies
"Sorry, but we don't sell to blondes" so the blonde goes home, dyes her hair red, goes back and says
"How much for that TV over there?"
"Sorry, but we don't sell to blondes" So she goes home and dyes her hair brown, comes back and says
"How much for that TV over there?"
"Sorry we don't sell to blondes" so she goes home, shaves her whole head off, comes back and says
"How much for that TV over there?"
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."
"How did you know I am a blonde?"
"Because that's a microwave!"
A blonde and her grandpa are at the mall. the grandpa says
"Ok, while we're here, I'll buy you one thing." So they separate and meet up a little while later. "So, did you find anything you like?"
"Well, grandpa" The blonde began "What I really need is a new butt"
"And why would you say that?"
"Because mine has a crack in it!"
A man is walking back and forth along a railroad track saying
"21, 21, 21, 21.." So a blonde comes along and says
"Hey! I can do that too!" So the man steps off the track and the blonde walks along the tracks saying "21, 21, 21, 21..” when all of a sudden a train comes and hits her. After the train passed he got back up on the railroad tracks and walks back and forth saying “22, 22, 22, 22..”
What do you call a blonde that dyes her hair brown? Artifical Intelligence.
A blonde, redhead, and brunette are running from the cops. So they all decide to hide in potatoe bags. The cop kicks the one with the redhead in it, and she says “meow, meow, meow” so he moves on. He kicks the one with the brunette in it and she says “woof woof woof” so he moves on. He kicks the one with the blonde in it and she says “Potatoe potatoe potatoe”
A blonde, redhead, and brunette are stranded in the middle of a lake. there is 600m til shore. The redhead swims 100m then gets tired and comes back. The brunette swims 200m then gets tired and comes back. The blonde, however, swims 300m then gets tired and decides to swim back
A blonde goes to the doctor’s and says “Do you have anything to make me smarter?” The doctor replies, “sorry we dont do brain transplants!”
What’s the difference from a smart blonde and a UFO? UFO’s have been sighted.
Why was the blonde smiling when it was lightening? Because she thought she was getting her picture taken!
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