Hotmail is being deleted!! (Or is it??)

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Dear Everyone,
Hello, my name is Mr H.T. Emelle and I am head of hotmail internet mailing services. Even though I own a stable company that is co owned by equally rich companies I am a greedy American and so therefore have decided to charge everyone for hotmail UNLESS they have this mail in their inbox. If you delete this e-mail you will have your account deleted and will be attacked by plagues of a biblical scale. Of course even though I easily have the technology to send this to everyone with a hotmail account I have decided I am too lazy to push the button myself and that is why you will not recieve it from an official address.
Please send this to everyman and his dog even if they don't have a hotmail account. It is better to be safe than sorry.
Now I must go and look for my secretary so she can proff reed this. Have you seen her? She's wearing a short red dress and has an ass so fine... oh wait!! **BONUS OFFER** I have just heard that if you send this email on to at least 55.6 friends a dollar will be donated to the headless goatherder in Calcutta fund. I am sure you will be caring and send send send!! Even though I have no way at all of knowing whether you have forwarded this at all.
Remember I will delete your account and give you head lice if you have this email in your account, even though it violates several federal laws to be reading your email.

CHEERS!!
Mr. H.T. Emelle
Grand Poohbah of Schweppes/Hotmail International.

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