A blonde mans lunch!*s0u0s

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a blond man a mexican man and a black man were working one day and the boss came over the loudspeakers and said alright u guys lunch break, so they sit down and open their lunches.  the mexican opens his bag and saw nachoes and he said " man if i have nachoes tomrrow i am going to jump off a clif and kill myself.  the black man opens his lunch and saw collard greens and he said the same thing the blond man opens his lunch and saw a peanutbutter sandwich and he said the same thing.  The next day at lunch the mexican opened his lunch and saw nachoes and he went and jumped off a clif and killed himself.  The black man opend his lunch and saw collard greens so he went and jumped off a cliff and killed himself.  The blonde haired man opend his lunch and saw a peanutbutter sandwich and so he jumped off a cliff and killed himself.  The next week at thier funerals the mexicans wife said "ooo if i would have known that he didnt want nachoes ever again i wouldnt have gave them to him.  The black man's wife said "ooo if i would have known that he didnt want collard greens i wouldnt have packed them for him.  Then they all turned around and looked at the blonde man's wife and she said" Hey dont look at me he packed his own lunch!"

haha i deidacate this one joke to all of my friends~!*§º¤Ü¤º§*!~


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