2 blonde jokes to make ya groan
Rating: PG-13
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
"Hey The girl in here looks fermillair" She commented to her blonded friend.
"Let me see" her friend replied grabbing the mirror from her.
The other blonde looks in the mirror.
"Of course that face looks fermilliar stupid. it's me"
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A blonde walks in an appliance store.
"Sir, i'd like to buy that TV" she said to the salesman.
"sorry, i don't sell to blondes" he replied.
determined to buy the TV, the blonde went home and died her hair brown. She went back to the store and said to the same sales man.
"Sir, i'd like to buy that TV"
"Sorry i don't sell to blondes" was his reply again.
Fusrated the blonde went home and died her hair red before going back to the store.
"Sir, I'd like to buy that TV" She said to the salesman for the third time.
"Sorry, i don't sell to blondes" He replied again.
"How do you know I'm a blonde?" She demaned.
"Because that's a microwave not a TV"
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