jack schitt (a MUST read)

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jack is the only son of awe shitt and owe schitt.awe schitt, the fertilizer magnate married owe schitt, a partner of kneedeep & schitt inc.

jack scitt married noe schitt and later the religious couple begat 6 children: holie scitt,fulla schitt,giva schitt,bull schitt, and the twins deap schitt and dip schitt.

against her parents wishes, deap schitt married dumb schitt, a high school drop out.

after 15 happy years of marrage jack and noe schitt devorced. noe schitt later married a mr.sherlock and out of devotion to her children decided to hyphenate her last name and became
noe schitt-sherlock.

dip schitt married a woman named loada dung and together they produced a nervous son named chicken schitt.

fulla schitt and giva schiit were inseperable throughout childgood and later married the happens brothers. the local newspaper announced the schitt-happens wedding, which was quite an event. the schitt-happens children were dawg scitt, hoarse schitt and byrd schitt.

bull schitt, the prodigal son; left to tour the world and returned home with an italian bride, piza schitt.

so NOW if some one says "you dont know jack schitt" you can beg to differ. you now not only know jack schitt but the entire schitt list as well!

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