10 Yo Moma jokes.Have fun.

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Yo moma so fat she takes one step and she's into the next area
code.

Yo moma's feet are so scaly they film Crocodile Hunter in her foot bath.

Yo moma so ugly the doctor took one look at her at birth and slapped the mother.

Yo moma so fat she goes to a movie and she sits next to everybody.

Yo moma so fat she puts on her lipstick with a paint roller.

Yo moma so ugly she had to tie a porkchop around her neck for the dog to play with her.

Yo moma so stupid I saw her staring at a box of juice in the supermarket and when I asked what she was doing she told me it said "concentrate".

Yo moma so poor I stepped on a penny in the alley and she told me to get off her paycheck.

Yo moma so poor I blew out a match and she asked what happened to the heat ?

Yo moma so poor I saw her kicking a tin can on the floor and when I asked what she was doing she said she was moving.

---U`G`L`Y` You ain't got no albi 'cause you ugly. What? What? You ugly. M`A`M`A` How do you think you got that way? Yo moma. What? What? Yo moma. P`A`P`A` When yo papa saw you he ran away 'cause you ugly. What? What? You ugly.

---Yo moma, yo papa, yo greasy, greasy grandma. Shes 99. She thinks she's fine. She got a big ol' butt like Frankenstein. And when she walks she walks like this. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Remember I don't mean them personally. Thanx-@$h(e!gh


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