10 ways you know you attend Clarkson University
Rating:
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
1-When someone asks you where you go to school, you reply "Clarkson," and they double back sarcasticly and spitefully with "oh, you're one of those smart people."
2 - The only reason you don't transfer to another school is the T3 ethernet connection.
3 - After the housing lottery, you are left wondering if next year your dorm room will consist of a canvas tarp, foam pad, and sleeping bag, but still cost over 4 grand.
4 - On a rare warm and sunny day, you only see about 100 different people outside, because the rest of the campus is busy playing computer games.
5 - You abandon newspapers, and get your news from the dailyjolt.com
6 - A half hour in the cafeteria is followed by an hour in the bathroom.
7 - The minimum speed you drive through campus is 45 mph.
8 - You wake up after a night of drinking, and one or more of your limbs does not function due to frost bite.
9 - The ratio of professors to students beats the ratio of males to females.
10 - After spending a month at clarkson, you can relate with your friend's dog that tries to hump everyone's leg, as you would do the same to pretty much anything that walks and does not appear to have a lump inbetween it's legs. i.e. "Clarkson goggles."
Submitted by 23
Print this forward
Bored.com - Tons of fun stuff to do when you are bored. MakeWebsites.com - Free tools for creating your own website. LifeBets.com - Win a $100 prize by correctly predicting real life events. Free Stuff For Teens - Teen Freebies: video games, cd's, magazines, contests, beauty products, posters, and more. Only lists free offers that don't have minimum age requirements. SearchCactus.com - A search engine where you get money for each search that you do. Must be at least 13 years old and a U.S. resident. Adoptme.com - Adopt a virtual pet. Digitalfilms.com - Make your own movie online for free CheapFlowers.com - Buy flowers online for $29.95 with no extra delivery charge or other fees. |
 |