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One time a mailman got so tired of this one dog who always would bite him really hard. Well one day the mailman went to the owner of the dog and said "If you don't chain up your dog I'm not going to deliver mail to this street anymore!" So the guy made a little cage out of the only materials he could find and since he didn't have that much money he could only make a really little cage. Well one day he thought the dog needed a walk and he didn't have a leash so he thought he would be okay for just a little walk. Well when the dog got back he had a rabbit in his mouth. The owner knew it was the neighbors rabbit becuz he had seen it before. So he started freakin out he thought maybe if I just clean it up and make it look alive again then they will find out he's dead but see no spots and ythink he had a heart attack or something, so he cleaned it up and snuck it back into the cage in their backyard. The next day he heard the neighbor sream "My Rabbit, My Rabbit!!" So he thought he would go over but act normal when he got over he said "Whut's wrong?" The neighbor said "My Rabbit My Rabbit!" Sp he said "It looks dead Ma'am" Then the neighbor says "Duh its dead! I buried it yesturday!"
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