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Presidential Candidates go to heaven
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Bill Clinton, Al Gore and George W. Bush died and found
themselves standing on the other side of the Jordan River,
looking across at the Promised Land.
The Archangel Michael was standing on the other side and shouted
over to the three surprised Americans, "Contrary to what you have
been taught, each of you will have to wade across the Jordan
River."
As Michael saw their perplexed looks, he reassured them by
saying, "Don't worry. You will sink only proportionally
according to your sins on earth. The more you have sinned the
more you will sink into the water."
The three American sages of political lore looked at one another,
trying to determine who shall be the first brave soul to cross
the Jordan River.
Finally George W. Bush volunteered to go first. Slowly he began
to wade out into the river, and slowly the water began to get
higher and higher, reaching to his waist. George began to sweat,
thinking all of his sins were coming back to haunt him. He was
beginning to wonder if he would ever see the other side. Finally,
after what seemed liked an eternity, he began to emerge on the
river's bank.
As he ascended to the other side, he looked behind him to see
which one of the other brave souls was going next. A shock of
surprise registered on his face, as he saw Al Gore almost in the
middle of the river and only his ankles barely touching the
water. He turned to Michael and exclaimed, "I know Al Gore, Al
Gore is a friend of mine, and he has sinned much, much more than
that!"
Before the Archangel Michael could reply, Al Gore shouted back,
"I'm standing on Clinton's shoulders!"
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