10 Reasons to know You're a Really dumb American/ Canadian [reply]
Rating: PG
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
"I just wanna add a little word before i start. This list could be alot longer because americans are actually the dumbest people i have ever met. I go to the states alot for soccer and they talk like they've never been taught how to speak english! And just one thing to all you americans... I WOULDNT BE SO PROUD IF I WERE YOU!" sweetie you shouldn't be proud at ALL you be cracking on Americans and OUR bad grammar well look at YOURS!
"YEAH CANADA!!! Oh yeah, and one more thing WE KILLED YOU GUYS IN OLYMPIC HOCKEY! WOMENS AND MENS!!" um yeah you really killed us..
REASONS:
"10)You pronounce your O's as A's.
example: instead of hockey, you say hackey
(and yes, even though you guys cheated with that ref., we still beat you in womens hockey) "
hmmm since when was this? I have NO idea whatsoever you mean by that, southern Americans may speak with an accent and pronouce o's as a's but hello they can't HELP that? there is absolutely no proof that America "cheated" okay?
"9) More than half of your population is overwieght because your standards on food is so low. "
Ummm yeah and more than half your population are cold hearted bitches, see that's not TRUE so that's me judging Canada by your actions. Actually most Americans eat pretty healthy, so hun, even if some of us are overweight don't mean ALL of us are overweight.
"8) Your population is so high (just like your egos) because of single 14 year old teenage mothers. "
WHO WOULDN'T BE PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN? [holla back y'all] Our population is high because America is a free country, when you come to America you have a CHANCE, a chance to be someone, a chance to suceed. Single 14 year old teenage mothers?? wtf?
" 7) You think Canadians are people who hunt moose and live in igloos AND that we are all mounties. "
oh your not?? You Canadians think Americans are uncaring selfish people who don't deal with shit. America has helped tons of countries when they were in debt, when lost a lot due to bombings or natural causes. I don't actually remember the whole world running to America's aid after [9/11]
"6) You think America is a synonym for earth. "
We do? Listen you KNOW so much about America yet you claim to hate it so much.
"5) You think that the sport "curling" consists of a curling iron and alot of hair. "
haha cute, I admit I did not know what curling was before the Olympics, deal with it... so what if curling wasn't really big in America...the question is did YOU know what curling was before the olympics?
" 4) You think canada has a President. "
Girl, ooooh I'm not even gonna comment on this one
"3) When you think that bombing another country makes you so brave, and that you are the leading cause that any wars were won."
Since when is bombing a country brave? America has suffered serious bombings in the past including 9/11 we bombed Afganistan back because they refused to give us bin Laden if they did they wouldn't have been bombed, and America has been sending Afganistan packaged food, instead of using the money it costs to make our country STRONGER, see we care! and we're the leading cause that wars were won? whatever
"2) You are proud to have Bush as a President. "
Actually he's doing a pretty good job...
"1) You dont understand half of this list. "
What I don't understand is why you think you all big and bad and you didn't even put a link for me to get back at you?
Also to Maria, the girl who posted the list about Dumb canadians, I totally respect you for standing up for America but guess what that girl ain't gonna listen she got a THICK head that she don't use ; she proved it when she posted that list.
|yes, I have crappy grammar, guess what I'M PROUD|
muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Submitted by purplemoons89@yahoo.com 4
Print this forward
Bored.com - Tons of fun stuff to do when you are bored. MakeWebsites.com - Free tools for creating your own website. LifeBets.com - Win a $100 prize by correctly predicting real life events. Free Stuff For Teens - Teen Freebies: video games, cd's, magazines, contests, beauty products, posters, and more. Only lists free offers that don't have minimum age requirements. SearchCactus.com - A search engine where you get money for each search that you do. Must be at least 13 years old and a U.S. resident. Adoptme.com - Adopt a virtual pet. Digitalfilms.com - Make your own movie online for free CheapFlowers.com - Buy flowers online for $29.95 with no extra delivery charge or other fees. |
 |