Goin Where?*

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One day, this girl and her boyfriend were having sex, and he started to get a tad possesive. He called to her and said,
"Whos pussy is this? Whos pussy is this?" His girl called out:
"It's yours, all yours" as they collapsed as orgasmic shivers racked their bodies.
Later, they went out to eat, and the boyfriend kept reminding the girl that the pussy was his as waiters passed by. The girl, fed up with his rambling about her organs belonging to him, yelled at him in frustration, "Don't let it go to your head!"

The girl, obviously frustrated, left to go visit her parents, trying to escape her neruotic and erotic boyfriend for a couple of days.

When she arrived back at her apartment, it smelled funny, and there were porno magazines laying all over the floor. She felt her walls and noticed that semen laced her walls. Her first thought was that her boyfriend had been cheating on her and using his sadomasochistic ways with some other girl, but as she walked into her bedroom, she found him dead on the bed, holding his dick, with a note.

The note read:
    I know you absolutely hate shit on your walls, and I knew you were going to be pissed at me for getting cum on the walls, so I killed myself. Sounds stupid, I know, but it was my only way out. Love you,
Al
P.S. Sorry about the semen on the walls. I guess I let it go to my head.

U GET THE PUN!!?? IF U R FREAKY, ULL GET IT, LOL

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