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A MAN-- HIS WIFE....WHICH ONE GETS -2- GO -2- HEAVEN*
Rating: PG-13
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
--*A MAN & HIS WIFE WERE ON THERE WAY OUT -2- EAT..WHEN THEY WERE -N- A *HUGE* CAR ACCIDENT..THAT PUT THE WIFE IMEDIATLY STANDING @ THA GATES OF HEAVEN .....MEAN WHILE..THE HUSBAND WAS IN -CRITICAL- CONDITION @ WAS *RUSHED* STRAIGHT TO THE HOSPITAL...
--ANYWAYS..ST. PETERS CAME UP -2- THA GATES -&- ANNOUCED -2- THA WIFE THAT IF SHE COULD SPELL THE WORD "HEAVEN" CORRECTLY SHE WAS IN...SOOO-->THE WIFE SAYS--* H-E-A-V-E-N *..ST. PETER SAYS THATS...CORRECT...
-->A FEW DAYS WENT BY -&- THEN ONE-DAY ST. PETERS WALKED UP TO THE WIFE -&- TOLD HER THAT HIM-&-GOD HAD A FEW THINGS -2- DO 2DAY & THEY NEEDED SOMEONE -2- WATCH THA GATES...THE WIFE WAS *VERY-SCARED* BECAUSE SHE HAD NO-IDEA HOW OR WHAT SHE WOULD DO IF SOMEONE SHOWED UP @ THE GATES..BUT WiTH POLiTE-NESS SHE SAYS YES, SHOULD WOULD DO THE JOB -&-ASKED ST. PETERS -4- ANY ADVICE..
-->THE ONLY THING THAT ST. PETERS SAYS IS..IF THEY CAN SPELL THE WORD "HEAVEN" RIGHT..THEY ARE ALLOWED TO ENTER...IF-NOT-THEN YOU KNOW WHERE THEY GO..SHE REPLIED..YES! -&- OFF ST. PETERS & GOD WENT..
-->FEW HOURS WENT BY @ THE GATES & SHE WAS GETTiNG PRETTY BORED B/C NO-ONE HAD SHOWN UP @ THA GATES YET...THEN OUT OF THA FOG SHE COULD SEE A MAN RUNNING TOWARDS HER WiTH HiS ARMS OUT...SHE KNEW iT WAS HER HUSBAND -&- HE'D FINALLY DIED...
-->THE HUSBAND SAiD THAT HE WAS *SOO-HAPPY THAT THEY WERE FiNALLY GONNA BE ABLE -2- SPEND THEIR LIVES 2-GETHER IN "HEAVEN"...WITH THAT THE WIFE SAID..NOT UNLESS YOU CAN SPELL A WORD..THE HUSBAND LOOKED @HIS WIFE ((iN DiSBELiEF)) & SAYS OKAY--WHATS THE WORD..
-->SHE REPLIES SPELL -SUPERCALAFRAGILISTICSEXPIALDOTIOS....
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