A FEW JOKES FOR CLINTON HATERS!!!

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* One day bill clinton was walking down the street and he sees a little boy selling puppies. he walked up to the little boy and asked "what kind of puppies are those?" the little boy answered "they are democrats." well clinton thought that was so cute, that he had to go get his wife. he brought her back to the little boy the next day and said "son, why don't you tell my wife what kind of puppies those are" the little boy answered "they are republicans" clinton said puzzled "but son, you said yesterday that they were democrats".. the little boy replied "yeah, but since then they have opened their eyes"

* The day that hillary clinton died... she went to heaven and had a talk with an angel. he took her into a room where there were hundreds of clocks. the angel said "this is george washington's clock... see the second hand is only moved twice because he has only lied twice. and this is lincoln's clock... the second hand has only moved once because he only told one lie." hillary looked around, and then asked the angel "where is my husbands clock?" the angel replied "Oh, God is using it for a ceiling fan"

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