A blonde walks into a store and asks the man if she can buy the

T.V.. He says "No." So, she comes in the next day with her hair

died red and her face changed. She asks again if she can buy the
 
T.V.. The guy still says no. So, she comes in the next day with a

new face and now her hair died to a burnette. She asks again if

she can buy the T.V.. The guy still says no. She says, "I came in

each day with a new face and different color hair and you still

wont let me buy the T.V. why?" He says, "Because its not a T.V.

its a microwave!"