10 ways the Bible would be different if written by college students:

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10. Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning - cold.
9. The 10 Commandments would only be 5 - double spaced - and written in LARGE font.
8. New edition every 2 years to limit reselling.
7. Forbidden fruit would have been eaten because it wasn't cafeteria food.
6. Paul's letter to the Romans becomes Paul's e-mail to abuse@romans.gov.
5. Reason Cain killed Abel: They were roommates.
4. The place where the end of the world occurs: Finals, not Armageddon.
3. Out go the mules, in come the mountain bikes.
2.Reason why Moses and followers wandered the desert for 40 years: They didn't want to ask for directions and look like freshies.
1. Instead of God creating the world in 6 days and resting on the 7th, he would have put it off until the nigh before it was due and pulled an all-nighter.


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