American suck (jokes) these r all true!!!

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ok honestly, n im being dead serious here, this one time a FOAF visited ottawa, u know what was his reaction? "WOW, you have summer? i thought it snowed all year round!" i mean seriously!!

This other guy i met online was so surprised when i told him i live in canada. guess what he told me? "u live in canada? wow, how do u get your computer to work? i mean i thought all there was in canada were igloos and lumberjacks" how dumb can u get??

here one of my fav american jokes!
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theres a teacher in her class teaching history
teacher: i am american, im proud to be an american, who here is american?

all the students raise their hands except for one so the teacher decides to confront that student

teacher: well if you're not an american then what are you?
student: i am proud to be a canadian
teacher: and why is that?
student: well my mother is canadian, my father is canadian so that makes me a canadian
teacher: well if ur mother was a moron and ur father was a moron, would that make you a moron?
student: no, then id be an american!
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and another thing, hockey is so much better than basketball!!!!!
it's pronouced zed not zee!
a tuque, a hat, same thing!
n u make fun of us for saying "eh?" well its better than say "huh?"

all in all how can u tell a canadian from an american? canadians are smarter!
peace

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